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TA:CO Design Contest Voting!

Jason Lambert2 years ago2 years ago01 mins

Timbers Army: Covert Ops would like to thank everyone who participated and shared our 2024 scarf design competition! Over the last few weeks, we received incredible, funny, awe-inspiring, and downright…

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When I Root – A Beginning and How to Join

Jason Lambert4 years ago2 years ago02 mins

What the hell is this anyways? A bunch of soccer fans (specifically members of the Timbers Army : Covert Ops) were attempting to tell stories of past matches and the…

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Cheese Robbed – aka the Curd Burglar

Jason Lambert8 years ago4 years ago05 mins

Once upon a time an unnamed member of the Timbers Army was traveling from Portland to Seattle for derby day. They needed a place to stay and posted on the…

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Fancy TA:CO

Jason Lambert4 years ago2 years ago00 mins
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TA:CO Chants

Jason Lambert4 years ago2 years ago04 mins

A Brief Synopsis of ALL the Chants There are two TA:CO chants. The words are easy. You can do it. Hey TA:CO! To the tune of Hey Mickey by Toni…

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TA:CO Homes

Jason Lambert4 years ago2 years ago19 mins

The Dray (2013) In early 2013 there was a meetup at the Dray but we were asked to not come back. They didn’t like Timbers fans, fun, or money apparently….

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Acronyms and Phrases Dictionary

Jason Lambert4 years ago2 years ago04 mins

Acronyms SAAB Sober as a Bird – A Matt Wastro LEGEND https://wheniroot.com/2021/08/11/sober-as-a-bird-saab/ FAFFC Fancy as Fuck Football Club – Extended from the original phrase “Fancy as Fuck” during derby days…

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History of Crazy/Cartoon TA:CO

Jason Lambert4 years ago4 years ago01 mins

“Cartoon TA:CO” (formerly crazy taco) was the first image posted to the TA:CO Facebook group. It was drawn by a member of our sibling Timbers Army regional supporters group Timbers…

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TA:CO Scarfs

Jason Lambert4 years ago2 years ago01 mins

TA:CO 1.0 (2013) TA:CO 2.0 (2014) TA:CO 3.0 (2015) TA:CO 4.0 (2016) TA:CO 4.5 (2016) The YIP YIP (2017) TA:CO 5 (2018) TA:CO 3.2.oh (2018) TA:CO 1.2.oh (2019) TA:CO 6.0…

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The RegiMENTAL Food Fight

Jason Lambert4 years ago2 years ago02 mins

We have seen you struggle like a baby puppy before it’s eyes have opened. We have taken note of your struggles to aid the proletariat, and while your intentions are…

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